Bear Stearns, or simply Bear, is an investment bank in the Free Trade Zone, Los Angeles. It is headed by CEO Jackie Dalton, and is one of the ten fingers of LA.

On the 4th of July, 2007, Dalton announced that, thanks to sub-prime mortgages, Bear Stearns had made more money in the previous quarter "than Russia"[1]. However, at the same time, many employees within the company, including Billie Diamond, have reported that Bear Stearns is falling apart, specifically due to their reliance on sub-prime mortgages.


Bear Stearns is noted to have the following departments:

  • Symbols & Records: a.k.a the "High Risk Mortgage Division". It resides on the 77th floor of the building, third door down on the left.
  • the Decoy Accountancy Division on the 33rd floor
  • Accounts Receivable


In their pursuit of eternal corporate existence, Bear Stearns has made many inventions, including:





  1. The Auditorium, First Impact

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